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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 FIFA World Cup draw delayed as Gianni Infantino’s tongue remains lodged in Donald Trump’s arsehole.
Chaos Erupts at FIFA World Cup Draw as Gianni Infantino Sparks Outrage With Shocking Tribute to Donald Trump!**
The FIFA World Cup draw was supposed to be a smooth, polished global spectacle — but instead, it exploded into pure chaos after Gianni Infantino delivered a bizarre, unexpected shout-out to former U.S. President Donald Trump that sent the entire arena into meltdown.
A Ceremony Meant for Football… Hijacked by Politics?
Fans around the world tuned in for group selections, suspense, and drama on the pitch, not political fireworks. Yet just minutes before the draw officially kicked off, Infantino took the microphone and stunned the audience with an off-script tribute praising Trump’s “leadership style” and “global confidence.”
The room froze.
Organizers scrambled.
Producers cut to wide shots.
And commentators fumbled desperately to understand what in the world was happening.
Crowd Reaction: Gasps, Boos, and Nervous Awkwardness
According to eyewitnesses inside the venue, the crowd collectively gasped before splitting into confusion and disbelief.
Some fans laughed in shock.
Others booed.
Many simply stared at each other like “Did he really just say that?”
Security personnel were spotted whispering urgently into earpieces, while FIFA staff rushed backstage in what one insider described as “the fastest sprinting we’ve seen all tournament.”
The Draw Delayed — and the Internet Explodes
Within minutes, trending hashtags erupted worldwide:
#InfantinoMeltdown
#WhyTrumpAtFIFA
#WorldCupChaos
#ThisWasNotInTheScript
Memes flooded every social platform as viewers tried to process how a routine football event had suddenly turned into a political circus.
Analysts Left Speechless
Sports analysts — usually prepared for anything — were visibly stunned.
One commentator whispered on a hot mic:
“This is the most offside moment of the night and the match hasn’t even started.”
Another analyst joked:
“VAR can’t save this one.”
FIFA Yet to Issue a Statement
As confusion thickened, FIFA officials reportedly delayed the draw to “restore order” and “clarify technical issues.” But fans weren’t buying it — everyone knew the real technical issue was Infantino’s mouth.
A press release is said to be “in preparation,” but sources claim that behind the scenes, staff members are “trying to figure out how to explain the unexplainable.”
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