Breaking News: Jason Kelce in Floods of Tears as He Beholds His First Adorable Son in Tears with Over Joyed Wife Kylie Kelce

“Did I think he should be standing by my bedside, holding my hands and staring at me the whole time? Absolutely not,” she continues.

Laughing, Kylie adds. “If you could hear the audio on the bagel clip when he’s trying to take a really big bite, you can hear me saying, ‘Tell me about it. How is it?’ Because I was living vicariously through him trying all the bagels.”

“We find better energy in the idea of poking fun at it than taking it seriously and getting legitimately defensive,” she concludes.

“And it could be worse, she could kill me,” Jason jokes.her Instagram Story. “People in these comments saying ‘He’s playing fetch with his kids like they are dogs!'” she wrote.

“Just say you don’t have toddlers,” she continued. “If you listen, you can hear him counting. So technically, they are racing.”

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